Chosen by the Commander

All I wanted was a quiet life on a farm far away from Earth, where I would work on my project. That dream vanishes the moment I am caught stealing a carburetor and taken to prison. After spending a long time there, I join the Intergalactic Bride Program. You better believe your ass I take the first chance to gain back my freedom, even if I have to warm some alien balls in the process. It’s all about perspective. A few months later, I am matched with my dream alien. Or so the program says. Despite not trusting men because of my ex, it doesn’t take long for me to get close to Yaell. He seems to be everything I’ve ever wanted. The day we are supposed to be bound forever, Yaell never appears before the Everlasting Tree. Whatever. See if I care, looser. I’m going to show him what he lost by getting into the first alien bed I stumble upon. I am toxic and petty as fuck. Welcome to my shit show!