Chapter 30 30
Vanessa
"I hear you, Sir. Be good too and don't fuck all the girls in the country you're visiting before the government arrest you" I joked but behind it was sadness. Not at what I said but that we were parting ways for a while
"I'll try not to. Don't also fuck every guy that flashes you a smile" Richard said
"Whateves! I gotta go now, I just got into my Sisters compound" I said cheerfully at the sight of my sister waving at me, with little Joana on her body.
Ouuu I'm so pumped
"Maybe some day I get to make you a mother so you don't go to see your sister's kid" Richard said and hung up immediately.
What the fuck?!!!
Nahhh! Not happening. For a guy that puts his penis in almost every vagina, I wonder why he hasn't mistakenly given one of those girls a child.
Might puke from the thought of carrying his child cos that's a very expensive mistake.
"Hi, Big Sis" I hugged my sister sideways so I don't hurt Joana
"Took you forever to get out of the car. I was starting to think you were a product of my imagination" Autumn growled. "Have her" She handed Jo over to me immediately in exchange for my bag
"Eager to get rid of her?" I laughed and carried my baby properly. "Hi Jojo! You look bigger than the last time hunnie" I smoothen her crumpled dress, making my way into the house
"Of course she'll be big. That's an evidence to show for the amount of breast she consumes. I didn't even suck my mother's breast the way she does. So greedy like her father when he's sucking -"
"Uhh TMI" I laughed awkwardly
I swear, pregnancy just made her very honest. It's very funny
"Where's Edward?" I looked around the house before laying down on the recliner in the parlour and placing Joana properly on my chest, giving her light pats on her back
"Work!" She said and disappeared into the room
"Oh well, it's you and I now my love. I love your eyes, they're just like your mummys. Can you see me?" I wave my hand in her face and she moved her eyes to the direction of my hand. "Awww! Why you so cute my love. I am in full support of you sucking mummy's breast. Don't leave anything in it, okay?" I whispered.
"You're evil!" I heard someone say and I raised my head to see my evil twin.
"Oh hi, twin that abandoned his sister. Why are you even visiting her on the day I'm visiting her" I frowned playfully
"I thought we didn't need to communicate physically. I've been telepathically sending you messages, you didn't get it? I thought that's some twin shit" He said seriously, like he was saying something that made sense
"You're an idiot" I concluded, shaking my head.
"I'm sorry. I've been busy with work and Silver. I'm sure you were busy too. Wait! Why are you blaming me? Am I below being checked up on?" He scowled at me
"Okay, easy tiger! You win this time but I'm not letting it slide next time" I warned
"Whatever you say, Majesty" He rolled his eyes
"Oh complete siblings!" Autumn said and sunk herself in a sofa chair. "Now that you're here, Jay" she said wiggling her eyebrow at him
"Never!" He immediately began to argue and I was lost
"Pretty please. I am tired and my baby has sucked the life out of my breast" She whined
"I came for the Child! Not to be your house boy" He frowned. I don't know if it's a playful frown
"Where the freaking hell do you expect me to get the energy to breast-fucking-feed if I'm not fed properly. Please Jay" she pouted
"Oh that's what this is about" I laughed. "The kind of mother you have kiddo" I said to Joana's confused facial expression too. I guess she was trying to figure out what the plenty noise is all about. "I swear the first thing your child will learn is the forbidden word"
"No shit, Sherlock" Jason said, standing up. That means, he gave in to Autumn pleas. "I'm doing this because I really love Joana and also to make it up to Vee for not checking up on her. I'm usually the caring one" He eyed Autumn
"Not my business. Just get on with it already before I throw my hangry tantrum cos I'm hungry and angry" Autumn said dismissively at Jason
"The nerves!" He huffed before getting lost.
"Make it spicy, J boy!" I barked out my order with the nickname he doesn't like
"You know, since we're both paying our debt for not calling. All the plates I'll use for cooking and the ones we'll use for eating will be handled by you." He smirked at me, tying his apron around his neck
"You can't do that?! I'm babysitting!" I yelled. "Autumn?" I called her for back up
"I'll carry the child" She said absent mindedly, trying not to involve herself
"You snitch!" I said to her.
"I fought for what I wanted. Fight for yourself, sis" She chuckled
"It wasn't up for argument anyway, Veenee" He said, using the name I didn't like also
Our grandparents always used those names on us. It always sounded weird to us but I mean, they're our grandparents and we should learn to compromise yeah? Their death were really painful anyway and at a point we both missed those names but only from them and not anyone else.
I shook my head at my brothers attempt to hurt my feelings cos I called him his nickname from our grandparents. I kept patting my little princess while Autumn refused to remove her eyes from the television
"Hi Mi Familia!" Someone said and we all turned to the direction of the voice
"You're home early" Autumn said to her husband.
"Cos I finished early. I was beginning to miss my child" He pats Autumns back, leaving a quick peck to her temple and approached me, well, to pick Joana.
"That's it! I'm getting a new man" Autumn frowned
"God help me" I groaned
"What did I do baby?" Edward smirked at Autumn
"Focus on your child that you missed!" She hissed at him, folding her arms like a spoilt brat
"Really now?!" I yelled.
"Mind your business. Ever since I gave birth, it's all about Joana. What about me?" She said with a look that says she's about to cry
"I thought those hormones were reducing." I asked Edward
"I can't seem to understand either" Edward hands Joana to me and goes over to soothe his sober wife. He whispered sweet nothings her and she began to brighten up
"I can't believe you're jealous of your child. Stupid" Jason said, settling plates on the dinning table
"Shut up" She fired back
"Hey man. Didn't know you were the one behind the noise in the kitchen" Edward said to Jason
"I got sent into the kitchen meanwhile I came for Joana" Jason smirked
"Fuck off, dude. Fuck off!" Autumn shooed and Jason laughed
"She'll come out of this stage soon. It's expected. At least she's not planning on killing her child due to the emotional trauma and stress. Some women go into post partum depression" Jason said
"Jealousy sounds like an intention to kill" I laughed
"I agree" Autumn said nonchalantly
"Jesus! Autumn" Edward said in bewilderment.
"She's kidding" I said. I hope she's kidding.
Autumn burst into laughter. "I can't believe y'all think I can kill my 3 months old that I suffered to carry and gave birth to. Chill guys!"
"Okay that's relieving. Though I should hire a nanny for you" Edward said
"Better. I need someone to help me carry her at times. But she gets to go by evening." Autumn smiled at her husband, telling him something through her smile
"Yeah, evening" He gives a knowing smile
"Don't tell me you've started having sex already" Jason blurted out and I burst into fits
of laughter
"Damn sis" I shook with undying laughter.
"Come and eat, amigos!" Jason yelled
"Me first!" Autumn jumped up immediately.