Four Psycho's and an Insane Quintet (Part I)
Four Psycho's and an Insane Quintet (Part I)
One Month Later
Sterling lifted his tux jacket and let out a whistle, "You my friend have an ass of a God.” Unable to stop himself, he turned and looked as Jordan stood getting his alternation. He cut his eyes at the way the pants made his behind look like a pure work of art. He seethed and tried his best to meditate, remembering his promise to Morgan that he would no longer compare himself to his pageant-winning legs having brother. From the back of him, he heard a whistle,
"MY, MY LOOK AT THAT BOOTY!”
Turning, he saw a group of women giggling and pointing to Jordan. He clenched his fist and stalked over to him, "I HAVE THE BETTER ASS! DON’T FUCKING SHOW ME UP AT KAI’S WEDDING!”
Jordan rolled his eyes, "Don’t start this shit with me.”
"Oh I WILL start this shit with you!” He said, poking him hard in the chest. "You look like a radiant love peach and I look like the dry ass plumb that is about five seconds from becoming a raisin!”
Jordan rubbed his face, "I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt that you’ve had the slip of the tongue just now.”
Sterling sneered, "I never have a slip of the tongue, just ask our wife. She truly knows how much of an ass man I am.”
Waving off the tailor, Jordan prepared for the choking that he knew was about to happen, "Sterling” He said in full annoyance, "Raisins are dried grapes, not plums. May I also note my confusion in the fact that you somehow managed to add a B on the end of the word when there is none. I tried to give you an out, and yet you felt the need to continue to talk. This, this is why I choke you to the brink of life. Learn-” He said patting his brother’s shoulder, "When to shut the fuck up.” He sighed, "Now, I don’t wish to choke you today, I’m actually in a great mood and I promised Mrs. Wolf I would try my hardest not to. So, before you make your next statement, I implore you to dig deep within yourself, and whatever stupid shit you’re about to say to piss me off, say the opposite.” Seeing Sterling deep in thought, Jordan smiled pleased that he finally got through to him.
Sterling folded his arms to his chest, "I have no idea what you just said to me, so on that note, FUCK YOU! ALL I WANT IS FOR YOU TO LOOK YOUR AGE!” He smirked, "You know, I looked up the oldest animal to ever exist, there’s no picture-” He cackled, "What was wrong Jordy? Did they catch your ass on a bad hair day?”
Jordan exhaled sharply, and then stepped from the platform, his eyes tinging, "I’m angry.” He said low.
"WELL SO AM I BRUCE BANNER, YOUR ASS LOOKS BETTER THAN MINE! STOP FUCKING SHOWING ME UP! IT’S MY TIME TO SHINE!”
Unable to hold off any longer, Jordan wrapped his hands around Sterling’s neck, "IS THIS WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR HMM?! YOU MOUTHY LITTLE SHIT!!!!” He shouted, choking him harder, "SEE WHAT YOU DID! I PROMISED HONEY I WOULDNT CHOKE YOU AT THE MALL AGAIN! I’M TWO MINUTES OLDER THAN YOU, AND WE LOOK THE FUCKING SAME!”
"I knew it was coming,” Kai said laughing as he exited the dressing room. "You two can’t be left alone without Sterling almost fucking dying." He looked them over, "Loving how the tux looks on yall by the way, it was my vision.” He saw Sterling grumble under his breath and he arched his brow, "What’s wrong with you?”
"Jordan’s ass looks better than mine and I blame you because you picked out the dumbass pants. I mean I get them not being flattering to minuscule assed Elijah but for me? This ass was trained for this type of fabric.”
Kai and Jordan rubbed their faces at the same time. Pulling out his phone, Jordan called their wife. Turning the camera, he made sure Sterling’s ass was the first thing she saw.
"Hell-damn,” She said into the phone, "All.that.ass.Gots to be my Mad Jester.”
Blushing like a schoolgirl, Sterling snatched the phone, "Don’t be tryna get into my briefs Little Red.”
She giggled, "Not even a little taste? Don’t treat me that way, I thought you loved me.” The two continued to banter for a minute. "Okay, now let me see your equally fine ass brother.”
Jordan cleared his throat, taking the phone. "Honey, you do know that’s not gonna work on me right?”
Morgan waved him off, "Stop playing with me and lemme see the pecs.”
Shaking his head, Jordan smirked and opened his tux jacket, "Happy Mrs.Wolf?”
Morgan nodded in approval, "Mmm mmm mmm look at you. I’m content now, but I’ll be happy when we get back home and yall treat me like a soul train line and-”
"NOPE!” Kai shouted next to him. He snatched the phone, "I DON’T WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT!”
Morgan rolled her eyes, before flipping the camera, "You obviously haven’t seen what Sabine was wearing today.” Doing a slow-motion up a back turned Sabine, she laughed as Kai scrunched his face pleased, "Mhm, shaddup.” She said, teasing him.
"DOE!” He yelled, making Sabine turn around. When she did, he licked his lips, "Looking just as good from the front.”
Sabine's face flushed, "Stop that!” She said playfully. Taking a second to take him in, she tilted her head to the side, "Don’t bring that suit back with you.”
"Why not?”
"It’s not gonna make it to our wedding day because I'm gonna-”
Morgan covered the phone, "O-okay, yep I hear it. Totally get what you said earlier, don't nobody wanna hear that shit. How about we change the subject and we meet yall in the food court in about fifteen?” Sharing a laugh, they hung up the phone, and the guys continued their tux fittings.
After some time, Sterling folded his arms to his chest, "Okay, DRFV and Elijah already have theirs, and we just finished our alterations so now we just need to-” His words stopped as he saw Kai’s eyes burn purple. "The hell the matter with you?” He asked, only to be ignored.
Spotting Sabine and Morgan outside the glass window, Kai zeroed in on the guy Sabine was chatting with. His eyes narrowed the moment he saw the man’s foot hit hers. "OH FORREAL, WE SHOE LOCKING?!” He shouted, scaring the others in the store. Not caring that anyone saw, he waved his hands, changing his clothes, and darted from it.
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"Wow, how funny is it that we ran into each other like this?” Derrick said his smile widening.
Sabine laughed, "I KNOW! I had no idea you were in New York.”
He smirked, "That’s because you stopped talking to me after our second date.”
Rubbing the back of her neck, she tried to think of her next words, "Actually, funny story, I got engaged. You probably know him, it’s Ka-”
"I KNOW YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FOOT TO YOURSELF!” Kai roared as he approached the three, and pulled Sabine behind him. He pointed, "Those 992’s are about a second away from hanging from somebody’s telephone pole!”
Completely stunned that he was looking at an enraged Kai Pierce, Derrick threw up his hands, "I’M SORRY!” He shouted, "I DIDN’T KNOW MY FOOT TOUCHED HERS!”
Kai laughed wildly, "OHHHH SO YOU DIDN’T KNOW?! YOU COULDN'T FEEL THE CONNECTION?!” Reaching down, he grabbed Derrick by the foot, lifting him upside down. "I should break your shit the fuck off.” He seethed.
"OH MY GOD KAI STOP!” Sabine said, grabbing his arm. "PUT HIM DOWN RIGHT NOW!”
"What’s going on here?!” Another man questioned as he approached. His eyes widened the moment he saw Morgan, "MORG?!”
"PARLAY?!” She replied just as shocked. "I haven’t seen you since-”
Her words never finished as Jordan appeared out of nowhere and picked him up by the neck. Squeezing it, his eyes tinged bright gold, "I remember you. STERLING!” He growled out for his brother.
"Aye yall I just got unbanned from this mall I-” Sterling's eyes shot to the man’s finger and his wolf let out a deadly growl, seeing the small digit that almost made him lose his Little Red. Charging at full speed, he caught the screaming man by the throat when Jordan threw him. "MOTHERFUCKING PINKY!!!” He screamed in Parlay’s face. Matching Kai’s action, he grabbed Parlay by the pinky finger, "You got away from me the first time-” He fumed at it, “But this time I'mma fuck you up.”
"STERLING ODIE WOLF AND JORDAN CLIFFORD WOLF!” Morgan yelled, stomping her foot, "LEAVE HIM ALONE! HE HASN’T DONE ANYTHING!”
Sterling tried to temper his lunatic wolf, "But-”
"No buts. That was years ago, and he didn’t do anything then. You can’t maul him, no.”
He huffed, "So you’re saying I can’t maul him?”
Picking up on the loophole, she glared at Jordan, "You can’t either.” She said low and Sabine folded her arms to her chest.
"And you Mr.Trouble, you can’t hurt Derrick either.”
Clearly upset, Kai, Jordan, and Sterling looked at one another, and then all reach the same idea. In unison, Sterling and Jordan put their noses in the air.
Sabine and Morgan looked at them confused, "What are you-”
Appearing from thin air, Elijah and Demetri grabbed onto Derrick and Parlay.
Giving them the insane quintet signal, Kai shouted, "SNOOKIE, DO WORK!”
In unison, Demetri and Elijah proceeded to Maim and Maul the men who offended three of their posse.
Sterling shrugged at his clearly pissed-off wife, "You said WE can’t hurt them, you said nothing about getting them hurt.”
Enjoying the ass whooping that played out in front of them, Jordan, Sterling, and Kai prepared to deal with the anger that would soon follow.