Alien Love Paradise: Stranded With The Alien King

On Alien Love Paradise, the days are hot, but the nights are scorching... It's not every day I tie up an alien warrior king. It's because, in part, he put his hands down my pants to retrieve a top-secret package. Hey, where else was I going to put it? For some reason he's not telling me, he wants this mysterious package. My orders are to deliver it and not to him. But when we're both kidnapped and dropped onto a deserted island, my plans for ringing his neck and then day-drinking shoot out the window. Only the island's not so deserted. The alien king and I have just stumbled onto the set of the first season of Alien Love Paradise, an intergalactic reality TV dating show. Big, sarcastic yay. One of the many, many problems with this? We never agreed to appear on the show. The producer makes it clear that we have no choice though. To stay alive, we play our parts. But when the cameras aren't rolling, the alien king and I must work together to find out what's really going on. Is this mysterious package the reason we're here? What's the alien king hiding? Who invented sizzling-hot alien kings I can't take my mind--or my hands--off of anyway? The answers just might change us both forever.