A Primus's Birthday Party & A Little Thundercat (Part III)

A Primus's Birthday Party & A Little Thundercat (Part III)
Walking outside to the backyard, Demetri tilted his head as he watched Jordan's eyes tinge yellow.

“GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!” Jordan growled at the man with the painted white face, red ball for a nose, and rainbow curly hair. He backed away from the clown and blew steam from his nose. “I will FUCKING murder everything you ever-“ Morgan quickly intercepted and gave the clown an apologetic look.

“I’m so sorry sir. He just has a thing about clowns.” Jordan growled.

“He’s a silent clown Morgan. WHAT THE FUCK IS A SILENT CLOWN?!” She didn’t want to laugh, but Jordan was acting just like his brother. She folded her arms to her chest.

“So your go to is to threaten to kill him?”

“It wasn’t a threat.”

Morgan pointed to EJ and Harper E who’s little faces stared at the clown in amazement as Rachel and Elijah held them. The more he danced in front of them, the more their laughter grew. “I don’t think those two would be too happy if you killed the clown, Alpha.” He hated that she was right, but clowns gave him the utter heebie-jeebies. He sighed.

“I’m sorry…I just hate them SO much.” Pulling him down to her, she kissed him hard on the lips.

“How about we sneak away and take your mind off the evil clown?” He smirked at her.

“Lead the way, Mrs. Wolf.”

Demetri shook his head in amusement at the two sneaking away. Looking around, he spotted Sterling in a huge contraption. Seeing Alexus, talking to Tracey, he slowly approached. “What is that?” She eyed him.

“You’ve never seen a moonbounce?”

“I-I don’t understand.” She shook her head and her eyes gleamed.

“It’s filled with air. You crawl in it and jump up and down. Sometimes you bounce.” His eyes widened.

“I MOST CERTAINLY WILL NOT BOUNCE! A PRIMUS DOESN’T BOUNCE ALEXUS!” She rolled her eyes.

“I’m telling you, it’s a lot of fun. Adults and kids love it. Go in and try it out.” He grumbled, but seeing her pout, he made his way over to the moonbounce.

“This is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.” Sterling cackled.

“Look, I understand that your joints are a walking advertisement for WD-40, but some of us are agile enough to enjoy something like this.” He backflipped and landed on his face, laughing as the moonbounce returned him to his feet. Demetri glared at him.

“If I wanted to partake in the bounce to the moon, I could do so and wipe its plastic floor with you.” Sterling scoffed.

“Well fine then Neil Armstrong, bring your ass!”

“OH, I MOST CERTAINLY WILL BRING MY ASS!”

Demetri shifted and flew inside of the moonbounce. His wings slapping Sterling in the face.

“OH, IT’S ON LIKE POPCORN!”

Shifting into his wolf, Sterling did another backflip hitting Demetri with his paw. Landing against the floor, his bat bounced up to the ceiling of the bouncy castle. His batty face glared at Sterling. Waving his wing, he froze Sterling, making him fall to the floor.

“YOU BETTER NOT!” Sterling screamed. Demetri stood on top of Sterling's side and used his magic to make him roll. He shifted his batty feet and cackled.

“OH LOOK! A WOLF LOG! BE CAREFUL IT MAY LEAVE YOU WITH SPLINTERS AND A LOWER IQ!”

“YOU MOTHERFUCKER!” Sterling screamed and Demetri released him. Jumping in one another face, they shouted expletives to one another. Entering the bouncy house, Jordan and Elijah shook their heads.

“This is the most dysfunctional friendship I’ve ever seen.”

“I know. They claim to be best friends….but we’re best friends and we don’t ever argue.”

Sterling and Demetri sized them up. Demetri shook his batty head. “Who the fuck asked Mr. Backpack bottom anything?” Sterling cackled wildly.

“Ass flatter than 1 ply toilet paper.” Elijah shifted into his wolf in anger.

“Well, AT LEAST all my teeth fit into my mouth! Demetri is that an overbite, or your jaw running from your terrible breath!” Jordan doubled over laughing and Sterling sneered.

“Fuck are you laughing at Jordan? Your old ass is a dye job and comb over away from looking like Lou Pickles.” Jordan shifted.

“And yet, I still would fair better than the current status of your hairline. It’s about as evasive as your brain trying to figure out how to breathe and walk at the same time!”

“YOU MOTHERFUCKER!” Sterling screamed and lunged at Jordan. Elijah and Demetri tussled as the four made the bouncy house jump up and down. Watching the commotion, the Pierce sisters sighed.

“Why are they always fighting?” Alexus shrugged.

“I don’t know,” Morgan screamed.

“I THINK I’M GOING TO GO INTO THE BOUNCE HOUSE HOW ABOUT YOU GIRLS?!” Shouting unison, Rachel and Alexus agreed.

From the bounce house, they heard Sterling.

“STOPFUCKINGFIGHTINGTHEY’REABOUTTOCOMEINHERE!” And the three watched amused as the bounce house, quickly emptied.

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Demetri had a blast at his birthday party. He loved the fact that they'd mixed adult and kid fun. He felt on top of the world, as if the hole of the unknown parts of his life, were slowly filling. After everyone left, he noticed Alexus had disappeared. Walking from room to room, he looked for his Little One, until finally, he stumbled upon a note in their bedroom.

Meet me in the new bath.

He arched his brow. “When the hell did she have time to install a new bath?” He looked down to see rose petals he’d initially missed. Following them, he ended up outside of one of the many bathrooms. He opened the door, and his mouth dropped. A massive bath almost the size of a small in ground pool sat in the middle.

Rose petals inside mixed with a bubble bath. Alexus emerged, her hair wet, her body completely nude. Demetri stammered.

“I-I um” He couldn’t get out the words.

“Strip and join me.” She murmured, biting her bottom lip.

Demetri pulled away from his clothes with lighting speed. Join her in the bath, she pressed him against the side. “So I learned something new.” She whispered, kissing his neck. “I learned that vampires are infamous for being able to hold their breath underwater.” He shook his head.

“Yes…I thought you knew that because of the-shit!” His words completely halted as he felt Alexus darted under and placed her mouth on his manhood. Effortlessly, she pulled him into her mouth all the way to the base. Demetri grasped to the sides of the bath as she maneuvered him down her throat. Completely caught off guard by the action, he groaned and released. He tugged at her.

“UP!UP!UP!” She rose and chuckled.

“Why are you mad?”

“YOU DON’T SURPRISE A PRIMUS LIKE THAT ALEXUS! I ALMOST SQUEALED LIKE THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY! BLOODY HELL! WHEN DID YOU LEARN THAT?!” She laughed and handed him a glass of champagne.

“Morgan taught me” His mind traveled back to Sterling’s comment about the garden hose and his face turned red.

“Did you not like it?”

He gruffed but remained silent. Alexus had already made him pull at the floorboards, now, he almost tore into the cement. She placed her champagne glass full of apple juice down.

“Don’t be upset Blue Eyes…it’s your birthday and I wanted to do something special for you.” She kissed his chest and sank her fangs in it, and he retched his head back.

“Shit…” He groaned again, and then pulled her hard to him. Erect again, he entered her and bit hard into her neck. Alexus moaned loudly, as he thrust hard into her.

“FUCK!” She screamed loudly, the bubbles of the jet slightly silencing her. The feel of him inside her and his bite, causing her an electric orgasm.

Not letting up, Demetri retracted his fangs. Grabbing her throat, he floated her over the water and held onto her waist. Alexus eyes rolled to the back of her head as he hit her sweet spot. “DEMETRI!!!” She screamed, her climax making her constrict her walls and he released again. Demetri pulled her to him.

“Fuck…I love you, Alexus.” She kissed him passionately.

“I love you too.” He looked around.

“I love the new bath too. When did you have time to do this?”

“Well Scott-“ She saw his eyes redden.

“Oh yes…my friend Scott.” She laughed.

“You know you don’t have to be friends with him if you don’t like him.” He sighed.

“That’s the problem. I think I do like non-sorcerer Scott, and it makes me angry BUT I DON’T KNOW WHY! He's sooo nice...bloody Scott.” Shaking her head in amusement, she reached over and grabbed a small box.

“This would be a great time to give you, your gift.” He looked around.

“The party and THIS wasn’t my gift?” She shook her head no. He grinned and read the note on the front of the box.

Congrats on going half on a baby

He looked at her mortified. “No! No! I thought I used that wrong last time. You said going half on a baby meant-“ His face paled. Ripping open the box, he saw the positive pregnancy test. Alexus shrank.

“Are you mad?…you look mad…oh God…you’re mad” He placed it down and clasped her face. Kissing her deeply, she could feel his tears against her cheek.

“I’m so incredibly happy Little One…am I really going to be a dad?” She nodded and handed him another small box. “What could be better than this?!” He opened it, and his mouth parted. The ultrasound of the little bean that was all his.

“I was thinking if it’s a boy, maybe we could name him Mavier…unless you want a junior. I’m okay with that too.” He shook his head feverishly.

“I would LOVE it if we could name him Mavier.” She smiled brightly.

“Happy Birthday Demetri Blue Eyes Vamp.”

Demetri looked at her, and he couldn’t understand how he’d gotten so lucky. Placing his hand on her stomach, he pulled her to him and breathed in content. For all the things he didn’t know, and all the things he was now given. His heart felt so full, he thought it would explode. And then a Primus who once knew nothing about family made love over and over to his Beloved, who would soon be his wife, and now carried his child.