After that shot, my cock finally went soft.
I grabbed a couple of tissues, wiped off the mess, and tossed them on the floor. Then I picked up my pants and put them on. "Got a meeting in my department, so I'm out," I said, not even looking back as I left.
Everyone in HR was busy, not even noticing me.
As I walked out, I kept an eye on Scarlett.
All the departments in the company had the same setup: three team leaders with their squads, and the team leaders' desks were always in the same spots.
I glanced over at the PR department's team leaders' desks and finally spotted Scarlett at the second team leader's desk.
There was this young guy next to her, tall and skinny, with super pale skin, kinda like Ryan.
He was holding some documents and asking Scarlett questions, but I could see his eyes kept drifting to her big breasts. His arm was even inching closer to her chest.
From my experience, I could tell he was definitely into Scarlett. Maybe he’d even heard about the company’s four beauties.
I was a bit speechless. Did guys like Ryan, who usually went for slim figures, also dig Scarlett's curvy body?
I was confused and a bit pissed.
His arm was so close to touching Scarlett's breasts, which were off-limits to anyone but Ryan and me.
If any other guy touched them, I'd chop off his arm and feed it to the dogs.
I walked quickly towards them, ready to punch the guy.
But Scarlett smartly dodged his arm, finished explaining the documents, and told him to leave.
The young guy thanked Scarlett, put the documents on his desk, and headed towards the restroom.
I knew he was probably so turned on by Scarlett that he needed a break.
Scarlett saw me and greeted me warmly, "David? What brings you here?"
"Just wait a sec, I'll be right back," I said, with a grim look, following the guy into the restroom.
He was at the last urinal, unzipping his pants. I walked over and glanced at his cock from the corner of my eye.
It was tiny, like a worm, not even as big as my glans.
A guy like that thought he could hit on Scarlett? Hilarious.
I chuckled, "What? Got your eyes on the second team leader?"
"Who are you? What's it to you?" The guy looked at me, confused and unfriendly.
"I'm David Jones, nice to meet you," I said.
"I'm Sam Perez, new guy in HR's second team."
"Alright, let me be clear. Your little cock is no match for your team leader."
"Why do you care? Who are you to judge?" Sam shot back, defiant.
"Just based on my cock being way bigger than yours," I said, shaking my cock proudly. It was as thick as a baby's arm, and I flicked off the last drops of urine, leaving a yellow trace on the edge of the urinal.
Sam glanced at my cock, and his jaw dropped. He looked like he might start drooling any second.
"See that? Your cock isn't even half the size of mine, and you think you can hit on Scarlett? Seriously? A tiny dick like yours should be feeding bugs, fish, and little birds. Leave the pretty girls alone."
My words were as harsh as they could get.
Sam's face turned red with anger, his fists clenched at his sides, ready to punch me.
And that was exactly what I wanted.
"Why do you think I can't satisfy Scarlett or any other girl? Back in school, I had plenty of women moaning in pleasure because of me."
"They were just acting to protect your fragile ego. Only a fool like you would believe it," I chuckled, turning to leave.
In my mind, I counted down, three, two, one.
At the last second, a hand grabbed my shoulder, spinning me around, and I took a punch.
I fell to the ground, pretending to be in pain, covering my bleeding lip.
Colleagues in the office area heard the commotion and rushed over. Scarlett was at the front, seeing me on the ground and shouting, "David! Are you okay?"
I put on a look of grievance, "Scarlett, my mouth hurts."
Scarlett knelt between my legs, her hands trembling as she checked my lips. Relieved to find only a small cut, she stood up to confront Sam.
"Who gave you the right to hit him?" Scarlett's tone was icy.
"He was the one who..."
"I just had to pee urgently and unzipped my pants too quickly. Who knew he'd be jealous of my big cock? After I put on my pants, he came up and punched me," I interrupted.
"No, it was him..."
"What's wrong with me? Isn't that obvious? Your cock isn't even as big as my glans, or as thick as my thumb. If I hadn't heard the trickle, I'd think it was some soft-bodied creature."
Sam was so ashamed he couldn't say a word, just stared at his toes.
Most of the HR department colleagues were women. After hearing this, they blushed, first looking at me, then at my crotch, and finally disdainfully at Sam and his crotch.
Scarlett didn't expect me to be so blunt. Her face turned red, "Shut up!"
At this point, someone called Sophia over, and Scarlett immediately said, "Ms. Garcia, my new team member laid hands on my family, which has had a serious impact on my life and family. I request a change of team member."
"Approved, we'll decide in the meeting later. Let's disperse for now."
The colleagues dispersed, and Scarlett took me to the nearest hospital to treat my wound.
"I need you to help me apply the medicine," I said.