We started in the main office and worked our way back. That meant that we would hit the records room about a third of the way through our work. I was hoping that we’d find what we needed there, but I wanted to be thorough just in case the records relating to vampires weren’t kept with the rest of the files. I know that if I wanted to hide vampire records, I wouldn’t want them out where any one of my colleagues might stumble upon them.
Then again, often the best place to hide something is out in plain sight.
We cleaned the offices one by one, emptying trash cans into a large black plastic bag—we’d sort through it once we got home—then dusting, then vacuuming. We took turns blocking the video cameras in the hallway and the conference rooms in various ways—standing in front of a camera, standing in front of each other—while we quickly searched the contents of the shelves and desks. Nothing.
When we got to the records room, I wiped down the file cases with a cleaning cloth. The room was small, so I left while Malcolm moved in with the vacuum cleaner. Then he “accidentally” ran the vacuum into the plug against the wall, knocking the video camera’s cord out of the socket. He left the vacuum running and moved to the files, while I moved to another office, hoping to keep any watching security guard’s attention on me, rather than the blacked-out video camera.
We met in the hall a few minutes later.
“Anything interesting?” I whispered.
“Not really. I didn’t have much time, of course, but I flipped through your ex’s file—just the standard contract and W-4 information. I checked payroll, too, to see if there were any unusual names on it. Not much really—your ex is on it, of course, and there’s some guy named Nick Calvani doing an awful lot of expensive contract work for them. Private investigator, maybe?”
“Okay, then. Let’s keep looking.” I headed into the next cubbyhole office, then stopped.
“Wait. What month did you look at?”
“Um. Last month. Why?”
“And Greg was on the payroll? The one for the month that ended three days ago?”
Malcolm nodded. “Yes,” he said slowly, eyeing me.
“For the full month?” I asked.
“Well, yeah. He works here, doesn’t he?”
“Oh. Right. Yeah. Of course he does.” I opened the cubbyhole door and began dusting, my mind racing.
For a moment, I had forgotten that I hadn’t told Malcolm everything. He didn’t know that Greg was technically dead. That he was a vampire. That this was a law firm with a vampire-fighting division, a division that had clear information about Greg getting turned into a vampire. That there was absolutely no way that Greg should still be on their payroll.
And now Malcolm was suspicious. Dammit.
I stuck my head out into the hall where Malcolm had continued vacuuming.
“Did you plug the video camera back in?” I asked.
“Nope. I figured it would look more realistic if we acted as if we noticed it on our way out.”
“Good. I’m going to take a quick look.”
In the records room, I looked under V for vampire, D for dead, U for undead, B for blood. Nothing.
I came out of the room waving a dust rag as if I’d left it behind and gone back in to find it, just in case anyone was watching. Then I moved as casually as possible into what had been Greg’s tiny office.
Nothing in it had changed since the last time I’d been there. His desk was almost compulsively neat, a small framed picture of the two of us the only thing on display beside his computer. He had always been a lot neater than I was. He’d never even kept papers out on his desk at home.
His wastebasket was full to overflowing, though, so I dumped its contents into the garbage bag.
Then I finally realized what I had only subconsciously noted before: his computer was on his desk.
There were no video cameras in the small offices.
I took a deep breath and sat down in front of the monitor, wondering if he’d been smart enough to change the password he’d used for as long as I could remember.
Nope.
I was in.
And there, right in the “My Documents” file, was exactly what I’d been looking for. An entire sub-file entitled simply “V.” I opened it and began printing out the documents one by one, not stopping to read them.
Not very stealthy for a vampire, I thought. You’d think the Evil Undead would be a bit more subtle. But then, Greg had never been subtle. Smart, a little unpredictable, but never subtle.
And now his lack was my luck.
I had just hit the “print” command for the last document when the vacuum cleaner in the hall shut off and I heard Malcolm’s voice, pitched just a tad too loud for the silent office.
“Hello, sir. Hope we’re not in your way. Just cleaning up here.”
“Not at all. Where’s the regular cleaning crew?” The voice that answered Malcolm was deep, with just a touch of a southern accent. And it made me freeze in my tracks. It was Greg.
I hit the power button on the computer, not even bothering to shut it down first. I also grabbed the printouts from the computer, folded them in half, and shoved them down the front of my pants, under the stuffing in the pantyhose.
I took a deep breath, hoping my disguise would fool the man—now the monster—I’d lived with and loved for the last several years. He didn’t seem to recognize Malcolm as the man I’d knocked over in our chase across campus; I hoped Greg had been too intent on me that night to pay any attention to Malcolm. And vice versa, actually.
Okay, God, I prayed silently, I’ll make you a deal. Let us get out of this and I’ll start going to church. I’ll go every Sunday from now on. I’m not sure God is the sort to make deals, but I was certainly willing to try.
It took all my nerve to walk out into that hallway. I kept my head down and moved straight to the office across the hall.
Greg spared me a brief glance, turning his attention immediately back to Malcolm.
I sighed a tiny, almost silent, sigh of relief.
But then out of the corner of my eye I saw Greg’s nostrils widen. His head snapped up like he’d smelled something odd. Like a predator catching wind of prey.
As he turned his head to look at me again, I slipped into the office and began dusting the desk, carefully picking up objects, wiping them off, and replacing them just as I’d found them.
Greg moved to his own office and leaned against the door frame. He spoke to Malcolm, but I could feel his eyes on me, two stinging spots on my back, as if his mere look carried an evil that could physically burn me.
“So you’re the new cleaning crew?” he asked Malcolm.
“I sure hope so. This is just a trial run. We’re hoping to lure your company away with our lower prices.” I could hear the grin in Malcolm’s voice. He was a surprisingly good actor.
Then again, maybe he really didn’t recognize Greg. He’d had only a glimpse of him on campus.
“I see.” No smile in Greg’s voice. “Well, I’ll let you get on with it. If, that is, you’re done in here?” I knew that last was directed at me, but I didn’t turn around.
“We’ll just finish up in there when you’re done, sir. Or whenever you’re ready for us to,” said Malcolm.
“I’ll let you know.” Greg stepped into his office and shut the door.
My shoulders slumped in relief. I looked up at Malcolm, but he shook his head and indicated that I should just keep on cleaning.
The next twenty minutes were sheer torture. Malcolm kept up a cheerful chatter, all about people I had never heard of and who probably didn’t even exist. In the meantime, we simply cleaned. I didn’t feel safe prying into anything with Greg in the suite. I could feel the papers I’d printed out rubbing against my stomach, and I wondered if vampires really had preternatural hearing like some of the books said. If so, I was doomed; Greg was sure to hear the paper crackling against my skin.
I still don’t know if Malcolm realized who Greg was until I cornered him in the men’s bathroom and hissed “that’s my ex!” to him. He just nodded and went back to wiping down the counter.
We were just about to head into the first of the back offices when the door to Greg’s office opened.
All the fear I’d managed to suppress came rushing back in and I froze with my hand on the doorknob, half turned back toward Greg, half avoiding his gaze.
He stood in the doorway staring at me, his nostrils flaring.
After a long moment he turned to Malcolm.
“I’m done here. You can clean my office now. Be sure to check out with the security guard when you leave.”
“Sure thing, boss.” Malcolm’s voice was all hail-fellow-well-met.
Greg’s voice wasn’t. “And please see that you finish cleaning my office. I don’t believe it’s been thoroughly dusted.” His voice was cold. It had none of the gentle undertones I had loved. This voice sounded of cruelty and anger.
This creature really wasn’t Greg anymore.
With that thought, I turned the handle and walked into the first of the partners’ offices. I sensed more than saw Greg move away from his own doorway as the office door swung shut behind me and I began dusting.
A few moments later, Malcolm joined me.
“Let’s get this done and get the hell out of here,” he said.
“Sure thing, boss.” I echoed his words to Greg.
Malcolm looked over at me and for the first time all night I saw the fear he’d been covering up. A bead of sweat rolled down the side of his face.
“That was a close call.” Oh, if only he knew. “For a minute there, I thought he’d recognized you.”
“I thought so, too. But apparently not. Are you sure he’s gone?”
“Walked him to the door myself and locked it behind him.”
“Okay, then. I’m finished in here.”
“Did you find anything in Greg’s office?”
“Yeah. I’ve got a bunch of papers. I don’t know what they say. Let’s wait until we get out of here to check them out.”
“Okay. But I still want to check in the bosses’ offices, just in case.”
As Malcolm moved the chairs back into place and began to vacuum the rest of the room, I walked to the next office.
I had just stepped inside the doorway when a hand came down over my mouth. I was jerked backwards, hard up against the body that had been waiting behind the door.
Greg buried his face in my neck and inhaled deeply.
Then he let out one of those creepy vampire hisses, and I could feel his breath brush against my shoulder.
“Did you think I wouldn’t recognize you? You might look different, but you smell exactly the same.”