33/What the Heck is an Il Divo Cup?

Lila was in a panic. She didn't know if she would make it to the drug store in time to prevent further ooze from staining Eric's clothes. She decided to stop at the small convenience store down the street from her house to grab a small box of manbelts. She figured she would take them to Eric and put a proverbial band-aid on the issue while she went to a bulk store for his actual preferences and a larger quantity of products.

Once she found the male hygiene aisle at the convenience store, she noticed they were well stocked on male manstruation needs despite the building being so small.

They had an array of manpons and manbelt options, and something called an il divo cup. Lila could not fathom how that worked, or what it was but there was no time to read the box. She had a manstruating man at home that needed stuff ASAP! To Lila's shock, the small convenience store had Manpax brand manbelts for light flows, regular flows, and heavy flows. Not only that, the other products on the shelves were also name brand products- she recognized them from ads.

Lila was amazed! For some reason she assumed a small convenience store would only carry one type of product for manstruation needs. She nodded to herself amazed. She felt good to know that if manstruation happened to women, they would be looked out for by everyone!

She picked up a box of thirty manbelts and hoped they would hold the fort while she went to the local bulk store for a larger box.

On her way to the register, she grabbed a sixteen-ounce bottled water and was surprised the manbelts were a lot cheaper than the water had cost.

Men were so lucky, Lila mused. Everything for women was expensive, but then again... women weren't the holy life vessels. Why would women need any special consideration? And men did go through manstruation every few months. It would be ridiculous to expect them to pay so much money every time they needed these products for a process they didn't ask for.

As soon as she got home, she handed Eric the Manpax box. She noticed he had showered and was wearing a towel around his middle while holding one of her clean towels against his belly button.

"Here are these to start," she mentioned. "I'll be back with more."

Eric held the terry cloth towel in place by pressing it against his body with the kitchen island so he could tear the box open.

"These are more than enough," he managed to utter before she walked out. He pulled out two long thin bands from inside the box and walked to her knife block grabbing the kitchen shears. He measured the bands around his middle and cut excess slack. He pulled out a small square package and unwrapped it, displaying what looked like a thin, flat bandage covered in some sort of leakproof cover.

He removed strips of thin paper from the bandage and laid it against his belly button. He then grabbed the strips he had cut and placed the ends on the edge of the bandage.

Lila was both amazed and disgusted. She had never seen that process before, but it was enough to gross her out- mainly because he did it in her kitchen where she sometimes placed her food.

"Why do you have that look on your face?" Eric asked. "Grow up! it's a natural part of life."

Lila scrunched her nose and shook her head. "Not my life." She began to wonder if he would feel offended if she threw bleach all over the kitchen island the moment he finished.

Eric began grabbing the trash left over and disposed of it. "Without this process, you wouldn't be getting a kid." He said accusingly. "As I said, grow up."

Lila sighed and pouted. She was also disappointed. She had gotten herself into a sexual frenzy but now the thought of sexing Eric appalled her. He would ooze out more fluid every time she humped him or vice versa.

Gross.

She saw Eric grab the towel he'd used and went to the laundry room where he apparently already had a wash going.

"Has Alex called?" She followed him.

Eric tossed the towel in the washing machine. "Not yet."

He leaned against the white machine as he crossed his arms over his chest. "Do you still want to pass the time?"

Lila scrunched her nose and shook her head. "No, thank you."