thirty six // and i want something else

why is there mcdonalds on my front porch because i'm the worst apparently it runs in the family i know and i am a gargantuan bag of gruesome gorilla dicks who is very sorry alliteration and fast food is a shitty apology. you were being a massive prick last night and i don't care if you were drunk, you were a dick i know and you can't blame me for dating someone- when was it again? BEFORE I MET YOU i'm seriously so stupid like record breaking levels of dumbassery and you can't take your insecurities out on me that's not fair i mean it was weird for me too but i didn't freak the fuck out like you did i know and i'm really sorry i know mina i'm so sorry and you ignored me for like a week. i left voicemails. voicemails, parker i ruined this and i'm sorry i really am. i let my own issues get the best of me and i took it out on you and you didn't deserve that at all. i'm going to go send my application to hydra now. there's nothing left for me. you did it last time too you just disappeared you can't just do that and then be a gigantic asshole the next time we talk i'm pretty sure even hydra has higher standards than that i do have a habit of being the worst i know and if you thought some burgers and apple pies from mcdonalds are going to fix this you're very very wrong. how am i supposed to trust you now? become an alcoholic and develop amnesia? try again i know there's nothing i can do to even try and fix this, i just had to do something and aforementioned poor decision making thought of food i'm sorry mina sincerely apology not accepted i know next time bring a mcflurry wait mina what okay ***