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41.
1:06 AM
Yes_i_suck (Mia)
Anna…I am sorry…I didn’t mean to…
But, I swear it was just…it was nothing.
Not_annabelle (Annabeth)
Hey, um, Mia, chill.
Don’t worry, I didn’t mind anything. I know how outgoing Tristan is…
Just be careful when my mother is seeing.
Cereal_killer (Caleb)
…
So, she is a boyfriend police too?
I_pooped (Sophia)
No wonder she gets along so well with Alice.
Noah’s_wifey (Chloe)
Mia, what tf happened to your username??
I_love_my_mommy (Liam)
Yeah, I have been meaning to ask that too.
Yes_i_suck
Uhm…nothing, just suited it to my needs.
Cereal_killer
Istg, if this is because of what that Alice said…
Yes_i_suck
Well, she wasn’t really lying, was she?
I_love_my_mommy
What’s going on? What did Alice say?
Noah’s_wifey
Um…
Should I tell him?
Yes_i_suck
No!
Liam, Alice said nothing…just the usual.
I_love_my_mommy
…
Cereal_killer
A-awkward
Yes_i_suck
Cal, tf!
I_pooped
Well, Caleb is kinda right…it’s getting a-awkward in here.
Not_annabelle
What am I missing guys?
Noah’s_wifey
Liam! You are missing Liam!
Not_annabelle
…
I_love_my_mommy
…
Yes_i_suck
…
I_pooped
…
Cereal_killer
…
Noah’s_wifey
What?! Someone had to say it!
Grow up already and get your freaking acts together, seriously!
Anna, I know it’s not my place, but, stop pretending that you have moved on from Liam.
For God’s sake!
I_love_my_mommy
Chloe, I-
Noah’s_wifey
You too!
Stop sulking and pretending that everything is okay with you!
Man up and fight for each other, you two!
Will_the_devil (Will)
Anna oop-
I_pooped
Noah’s_wifey
…
Cereal_killer
…
I_love_my_mommy
…
Will_the_devil
Uh, sorry? I had to do that. I learnt it today.
I_pooped
Willy, who the heck taught you that?
You cheating on me with another peasant?
Will_the_devil
No, I-
I_pooped
…
Stop talking like that!
Who is teaching you these things?
Will_the_devil
Comments on wattpa-
I_pooped
Finish the damned sentence, willy, or I am going to kill you!
Cereal_killer
Sksksksks
I_pooped
…
Cal…are you okay?
Cereal_killer
Yeah, I am laughing? Isn’t that considered okay?
Jajajaja
I_pooped
…
‘Sksksksks’ and ‘jajajaja’ is laughing?
Will_the_devil
Fr fr
I_pooped
Willy, stop!
Quinn_beach
I have tea
I_pooped
…
Not you too.
Quinn_beach
No, but fr, I have boiling hot spicy tea.
Will_the_devil
Spill it, sis
I_pooped
Oh my God, stop with those references or a girl is going to die here.
Quinn_beach
So, you guys remember Charlie, the man beach?
Will_the_devil
Uh, you mean, Charles, Alice’s brother, right?
Quinn_beach
No, I mean Charlie the man beach, who is Alice’s brother.
Anyway, so, that pedo was hounding me at today’s party again.
The_real_prince_charming
WAIT, WHAT?
QUINN, WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME OR WILL?
ALSO, HI EVERYONE, I AM SURPRISED AT THE LACK OF CAPS IN THE CONVERSATION ABOVE. IS EVERYONE DOING WELL?
Noah’s_wifey
NOAH, STOP, CAPS IS RESERVED FOR SPECIAL OCCASIONS!
The_real_prince_charming
AND, YET YOU JUST USED IT.
Cereal_killer
NOAH, YOU ARE RIGHT DUDE, NO ONE’S DOING WELL HERE.
Will_the_devil
FR FR
I_pooped
WILL, TF!
-_-
The_real_prince_charming
HAHA, WILLY, I SEE YOU TOOK MY SUGGESTION.
DID YOU READ THE WEREWOLF BOOKS I SUGGESTED?
Will_the_devil
I TRIED TO…
BUT, I ENDED UP ENJOYING ALL THE COMMENTS INSTEAD.
HAVE YOU READ ANY, BTW?
The_real_prince_charming
NO, HAHA, ANNA AND QUINN HAVE GIVEN ME ENOUGH KNOWLEDGE ON MY FAVORITE SPECIES ;)
Noah’s_wifey
STOP, GUYS, SOME SERIOUS DISCUSSION WAS HAPPPENING HERE.
Cereal_killer
YEAH, LET ME PRESENT A BRIEF SUMMARY:
1. ANNA AND LIAM ARE MESSING UP EVERYTHING.
2. MIA IS MISERABLE AND WON’T ADMIT IT, BUT, GOOD THING, SHE HAS US. And, maybe, someone whose name starts with‘t’
3. A PRNCE AND A PEASANT ARE IN LOVE, BUT, TRY TO HIDE IT BY ARGUING LIKE THIRD GRADERS.
4. ^ ALSO, THE SAID PEASANT IS MAD AT THE PRINCE BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN FOOLING AROUND AND LEARNING THINGS THAT THE PEASANT DOESN’T APPROVE OF.
5. QUINN HAS TEA ON CHARLIE, THE MAN BEACH.
6. NOE IS STILL SAILING, BRAVING ALL STORMS ON ITS WAY.
7. RIP MY SOUP. IT FACED A TRAGIC DEATH YESTERDAY, TIME: 7 PM. CAUSE: ALICE THE BEACH.
8. WHERE’S THE FOOD?
Yes_i_suck
…
Will_the_devil
Ok damn!
I_pooped
Why tf would you expose us like that?
Noah’s wifey
Caleb, I am proud of you! You are so grown up, saying those big words.
You deserve a big meal for what you did there dude.
Pizza village, tomorrow evening, my treat.
Cereal_killer
THAT’S AN UNDER COMPENSATION FOR MY WORK. I NEED MORE.
Noah’s_wifey
-_-
THAT’S ALL YOU ARE GETTING.
Quinn_beach
Okay, if you guys are done, it’s time to spill the tea.
So, as I was saying, Charlie was hounding me.
I was so ready to slap the crap out of him, but then the queen’s face flashed in my mind and I had to stop.
Charlie started going on about how he had big plans for us, blah blah. I almost gagged there.
I_pooped
Ew, what a pervert.
The_real_prince_charming
Ugh, Quinn you should have informed us.
Quinn_beach
Nah, listen, there’s more.
Guess, who made an entrance then?
Our very dear mother, the queen, in all her glory.
I was about to escape but she stopped me, and ordered me to talk to Charlie and get to know him.
That’s when I lost my shit, and yelled at her asking why was she forcing me to talk to that pedo? I started insulting Charlie too.
Her face went pale.
Will_the_devil
…
Not_annabelle
…
The_real_prince_charming
Something’s wrong here. Nothing makes our mother scared.
Quinn_beach
Ikr!
Then, both Charlie and her excused themselves from me, and started whispering among themselves.
From what I could gather, our mother was…scared about something, and that Charlie beach had a smug look on his face. The look which said that he knew something.
Not_annabelle
Wow…
The_real_prince_charming
Okay, something doesn’t add up here…
Will_the_devil
What could Charles possibly know that put the queen under distress?
Quinn_beach
Now, that’s the real tea.
I shut down my phone, and stared at the ceiling for a moment. Charlie was holding something over the queen? I received an anonymous tip about the king’s murder. Could it be that the queen had something to do with it and Charlie knew…?
Oh my God…I immediately discarded the thought. Now, that would be too farfetched. The queen could be many things, but, the killer of her own husband- nah, impossible.