Chapter 81

"Alright, now that the wedding is over, it's time to kill my first husband, My Lord." Everyone went into complete silence when I said that. My Lord and his two best friends are looking at me with shock and others look perplexed except for Mae. However, Mae is looking very happy and is smiling at me so I smiled back at her. Why is everyone shocked? I should be a widow first to marry My Lord in two days and in that case my first husband should die no matter what. "Uh, yes. Yes. Right." My Lord was the first one to speak as he glanced at other for a moment. I noticed him frowning which looked cute because he always frowns and scowls and this is one of his famous frown. Sometimes I wonder why My Lord opted to be just averagely handsome. I mean, usually Gods said to have A-grade visuals but My Lord's human face is handsome but not totally Godly. He has that aura but when it comes to handsomeness, he should still work on it. I find My Lord only a step away from being as handsome as Thanos. Thanos… Aigoo! How can he look so gorgeous?! He is totally a sin to human eyes. "Kevin, bring a damn handsaw and we will end this here." My Lord ordered and Kevin nodded immediately. But… wait… we are missing something. Something really important! I want to kill my first husband too but we are missing something here. What is it? "Wait. Mr. Kidnapper, we should still celebrate the first night before we behead." Mae said to which I gasped as a light bulb went on in my head. That's it! She is point on. That was what we are missing. Goodness, That is why Mae is my sister; no wonder she got it right away. "Exactly. I should still spend the night and consummate our marriage to complete the wedding ceremony. I was just thinking about it Mae." I said and turned towards my sister and hugged her tightly. "How will you do it? Please enlighten me how a human can consummate her marriage with a tree?" My Lord asked in a weird way as if he is saying something funny with a serious face. Right. How can I consummate my marriage with a tree husband? I should first know the detailed process of consummation to do it. Since my current husband is not capable of moving and fulfilling it, I will have to do it from my part. "Mae, what happens in consummation? Please give me clear details so I can do them." I turned to my sister for help. She is married and also very knowledgeable in many things so she can give me great tips for sure. "I want to learn ear-bleeding profanities right now." Tuyen exclaimed and looked at me angrily. She is actually not in a good mood the whole day due to something she didn't tell us yet and she is not taking out on us, mostly on poor Egor. It's okay to take her anger on us because I and Mae are very kind and love Tuyen enough to bear it but poor Egor is trying so hard to gain her affection. He is always smiling and hugging her and sometimes even kissing her head which Tuyen is not liking. "It's okay Tuyen. She doesn't know so she is asking me and I will just give her the necessary details." Mae tried to calm Tuyen and turned to me with a smile before speaking. "First, you need to prepare sachets of sauce, liquid chocolate and preferably some spices." Okay. Done. I can request Kevin to bring them to me. So, first stage of consummation is eating something. Hmm! "Zinnia, sweetheart. Why don't you shut up and leave it on her about her memorable night?" Demyan suddenly came to Mae in a blink and pulled her back in a tight hug. Wow! He surely loves her like a fish would water. "No, I rather find it quite informative to know we need them. Your husband used them on you, how?" My Lord suddenly sound so very happy as he tried to belly-dance his eyebrow. "Me too. I want to know about it as well. Make a note of it, Tutu baby; next will be your turn to please me." Egor jumped like a kid excitedly as he also belly danced his eyebrow at a very angry Tuyen. Tutu baby? Such cute nickname! But seems like she hated it, she kicked him somewhere in between his legs which made him kneel on the ground with a cry. "Sure. I better use them to shove them inside you from down." She gritted back angrily which made others laugh but I and Mae did not understand what she meant. "Alright. Mr. Monk first kissed me on my lips and then kissed me on my neck and then on shoulder as he proceeded to take of my clothes and kiss me everywhere." Mae started saying. My Lord, Ehor, Uncle Odell, Kevin, Tuyen and Mr. Thomas closed their ears with their hands but Demyan made a dog like growling sound. "Oh, that sounds butterfly-ish. Then what happened?" I asked completely involved into the explanation. "That's enough." Demyan said to her in a low voice but Mae and I are determined to share the knowledge so we ignored him. "This is where these tasty sachets come. He also kissed me down there near the tunnel so I gave him sauce and chocolate to use –" She was telling me with great enthusiasm but her husband covered her mouth with his hand tightly and pulled her back. He picked her up in his arms and took her away from the garden, muttering something to himself when he saw all the other laughing at him. I pouted at the couple wondering what to do next. She was my only hope and her husband took her away. Now who will tell me what to do next. "So, how and from where should I start the first night ritual?" I asked no one in particular expecting someone to answer me and guide me but all I got is silence. I walked to My Lord finally to expect some guidance from and express my doubts to him. "My Lord, where does tunnel locate in a tree?" I asked but was rewarded with a tight hug and kiss from him. He licked my lips and bit them harshly. Pushing his tongue inside my mouth, he made sure to rub it well thoroughly in my mouth. While he was making me go blank and dizzy with kiss, his hand pulled me to him even more as if plastering me to him. I heard several throat clearing but somehow, my eyes are not ready to open at all. I felt as if I'm standing on a cloud in the sky and the oxygen is getting thin every passing moment. My Lord! We kissed once before but this one is in an advanced level! I want to think about something and wonder why My Lord kissed me suddenly but my mind is not working. It feels light and under manufacturing repair. First time! It was for the first time that My Lord kissed me with holding himself back. I'm happy. I'm very happy. But… But… this is not right. I'm now a married woman and someone else's wife. I want to push him away telling him that I am not his yet but I don't know why I didn't have strength at all. I had seven serving of meat this morning before proceeding to the wedding venue then how come I don't feel the energy from them at all! I felt the neglected unwanted hair on my body standup in attention as his hand came straight to my chin and held him roughly as he tilted my head and took whole of my mouth into his big ones. My, my, my, no doubt why Mae said she loves it when her husband kisses her. I thought she was just telling me because it was her first time to experience it but now that My Lord suddenly thought to give me a piece of that experience, I cannot even think if it is good, better or best. Stop it My Lord. I'm not yours now. Not yet! Not until we kill my first husband. I can't kiss you like this now. It is again my nature. It's cheating! My hands which are resting on his chest restlessly tried to push him but the try was weak because I am feeling weak. It must be at least fifteen to twenty minutes and now I can feel my lungs feeling the lack of air. I pulled back a little, just an inch back and took a deep breath, "I-I shouldn't kiss-ss you. I'm married now." I stuttered. It was silent again for a moment and I still did not raise my head to look at him because right now getting enough oxygen is more important than him. Bang My Lord! Why did he suddenly exchange saliva with me? "Good. Now that I made love to your mouth, stop thinking about useless things and get done with the killing part already." He whispered holding me by my arm tightly. What happened to him suddenly? Did something happen to make him this possessive over me? Wait… Is he jealous because I am now someone else's wife? Or did someone else fell for my beauty and brains and is trying to gain my love? "But –" "Who is the God here, Cuckoo?" I pointed my finger to him in answer. "Then as a devotee you have to listen to me." I nodded my head and finally dared to look up to his face which is flushed just like mine. "I hope you look as handsome as Thanos by the time we get married, My Lord." I expressed making truthfully him sigh loudly.