Chapter 82

I kissed her like she can loose her sanity any moment and all she said was I'm not as much handsome as the bulky rocky monster guy from a freaking science fiction movie? Oops, sorry! How can she loose her sanity when she doesn't have it in the first place! But what surprised me the most was, out of all the actors and characters, she found Thanos, handsome? Like seriously? And looks what she dared to think; she thinks, I, Callisto Raul Mancini, her God, should work on my looks to at least feel similarly handsome as Thanos. Just great! But damn the kiss, it was so enthralling and amazing. I wouldn't go as far as to claim that this was the best kiss I ever had in my whole life because you can only hear that in fiction books. But, the kiss I shared with Cuckoo was the most special one though. She had no practice in kissing she obviously lacked the knowledge on how to follow the lead but somehow, I like how she was clumsy in the kissing part. It was new kind of clumsy kissing I ever had and I liked it so much. Though this is only our second kiss, this particular one felt more passionate than the first one. Only if she acts like a human with at least pea-sized brain every now and then, it would be a raspberry on the top. Thanks to Tuyen who gesture me to use the kissing method to shut up Cuckoo from embarrassing everyone. What would I and Dem do without Tuyen, the angel? We would be broken and vulnerable without her. Cuckoo says I'm the God but to me and Dem, Tuyen is no less than a goddess born just to save us and protect us from the White monsters. "My Lord, Can you please help me kill my husband? It's too wearing for me to slay him alone." Cuckoo jerked me out of my thoughts as she brought the handsaw with a regretful evil look in her eyes. Regret and evil, a very strange and a deadly combo even for a Mafia man like me. But then again, a White is capable of bringing a monster to his knees and beg for mercy. "Sure." I pulled the tool from her hand without putting anymore time of mine into useless discussion. If cutting down a tree is what she want, then I will just get it done with and go have at least four bottles of alcohol after what I have to go through the whole day. While the others already left us the moment I started kissing Cuckoo a while ago, Mr. Thomas stayed back just to say his last wedding words. 'And you are pronounced husband and wife.' Looking at the tree and Cuckoo and me. It took us half an hour to cut it down together but at the end of the day we did it and finally went back to our houses respectively after a long day of struggle. Before going away, the crazy girl again reminded me to take care of my looks these two days and get handsome like Thanos which made me pull my hair in irritation. I slid down the bar stool in my house and finally let out a sigh of relief, pouring myself a large glass of beer. Groaning at my mentally exhausted state, my peace time is broken by Kevin who sauntered inside my house as if he owned it with a polite respectful smile. "What is it, Kevin." I asked without looking at him and chugged the beer in one go. That was how much I want to get intoxicated and forget about my day… except for the kiss. Damn, the kiss though! It was wonderful! "Your parents are begging on streets of downtown city after Rae stripped them off penniless." I nodded at him feeling no remorse for their current state at all. They are unlucky to have met Albina Rae White and get a punishment from her than me. If I was the one who should decide what to do with them, I would've just made their lives a living hell for few years but Cuckoo has done much worse to them which I'm happy about. This will serve them right to think they can do anything they wish. "But?" I asked as I watched Kevin still standing behind me. "But I just received new orders from soon to be Mrs. Mancini that I deploy your parents as the waiting staff in one of your restaurants in the central city." This made me laugh loudly as I poured myself another glass of beer and poured Kevin one. As I offered him to sit and take the drink I continued to chuckle at the crazy girl's actions. "Begging would be better than working under the younger White. I already mentally handed over all the responsibility of my parents to her. They will learn their lesson the hard way." I laughed out as took a delightful sip of my drink. "Heck, even Cuckoo's mercy is torturous. She might have felt sorry for them and offered to employ them but I know her very well by now and I can tell you that she will do a great job in terms of torturing people with kindness." I chuckled at him again and shrugged as I received an astonished grin from him. "True that is. You are lucky to have her you know. You have changed and become softer after she came into your life." My smile immediately turned into a frown as I raised an arrogant brow at him. "It's not because she is a positive influence on me that I turned softer, it is because she is like a ringmaster that is making me go insane through her actions and words and I had no option than to just give in to her most of the times. I'm a caged animal right now, and surprisingly, an animal that like the ringmaster and is marring her." Kevin shook his head in amusement as he looked at me with a wide smile. Well, spending months of time with Cuckoo and Tuyen angel at the beck to help me, I kind of feel relaxed to marry Cuckoo and maybe… just maybe spend a good time with her. If – Only if I play my God card on her wisely. Not every time the card works on her so using it wisely might get me brownie point of peace. "Right. Also you have a new fan club opened by your fans from Eastern part of Europe. Currently people are going crazy for you, not to forget they are really worshiping you like you are a real God." Great! Note the sarcasm. I wanted people to treat me as an idol or one of those BTS group member; Not a freaking God! I still cannot understand how Cuckoo's plans worked in making people blindly believe me and follow me. "Hmm. At least something is going in right direction, though I prefer them just admire me but not worship me. One is enough to kill me with her worships." I mumbled loudly to which Kevin laughed out loud. I threw him a hard glare but he just ignored and grinned widely. Even he is not afraid of me anymore. What have you done Cuckoo! "Have you been keeping an eye on Sean, the ex-serial killer?" I asked as I remember giving him the task of keeping a keen eye on the person who is now friends with Cuckoo. F**king who makes friends with a serial killer? "Yes. And I found nothing suspicious about him at all. In fact he is preparing for your wedding ceremony very energetically. Seems like one week with Rae has repaired his twisted mind." I scoffed at his words. Yeah right! "Also I contacted the assistant makeup artist of Avengers movies." What for? He called the makeup artist of a movie series? Why? For Cuckoo? Did he think she will allow anyone to groom her other than her mental sister? "For Cuckoo? You should've called the Zoo and asked for Miss Grape and Miss Bubble for help in grooming Cuckoo. They would do a better job." I snorted, amused at my own reply. It would be one hell of a scene to watch both the young furry ladies to groom her. Hilarious sight. "Actually, it was for you. Rae wanted me to take care of you and make you as charming as Thanos, apparently." I hit my head and sighed in utter frustration. What is wrong with her definition of 'Handsome'? She found Thanos handsome than Tony Shark and caption America? I mean, who does that? Forget about them, how can she find me averagely handsome? I'm so hot enough to even make the lava sweat. "Cancel it. I will take care of myself just fine. I don't have enough resources inside me to look as good looking as the great Thanos." I voiced out sarcastically as I slammed the glass on the counter-top to which he just lowered his head giggled. Yes, freaking giggled. "Although, I already contact the zoo to ask their permission in letting Miss Grape and Miss Bubble attend your wedding." My head turned towards the irritatingly grinning Kevin swiftly, gritting my teeth. "Why the hell are they invited?" I exclaimed not understanding what is going on in my life. What are apes attending my wedding? What for? "Oh, Rae invited them as she planned Miss Grape to be her bridesmaid along with Tuyen and Zinnia while she wanted Miss Bubble to be a family from your side. Maybe like a sister of yours or something." Say what? Now an ape is her bridesmaid and my sister or friend whatever it is? Is this a humanization of jungle book? F**king Lord. Show mercy on me!