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"I want you so much...." I replied as I rested my head on her chest. "I want to ... suck your boobies."
The elevator doors opened and she led me down the empty hallway.
"Don't worry about me, everyone!" I exclaimed. "I'm a superhero, I can take care of ... myself."
"Even superheroes have to sleep it off, sweetie," she replied. She pulled out a key from her purse and unlocked her door. "Come on, in you go."
"Whoo!" I exclaimed as she led me stumbling into her apartment. The place looked nice, at least from what I could see through my wobbly vision; smelled nice, too. She took me into the bedroom and laid me down on the bed.
"There you go," she said as she helped get my head on the pillow.
"But I'm not even naked yet," I mumbled.
"You don't have to be naked," she softly reassured me. "just lay down."
I figured I was just imagining things when I saw her slip off her heels and then calmly slide in on the other side of the bed. That is, until I felt her put her arms around me. She held me gently, stroking the back of my head while she stared at my dazed, drunken expression.
"Are we getting married now?" I asked in confusion.
"You don't want to marry me, sweetheart," she quietly replied. "I've got way too much baggage. You don't deserve to be brought down by me...."
"Ohh, but you are ... a babe," I remarked. "Like, you could totally be on ... magazines and do model stuff and ... just be super-hot."
"You think so, huh?"
"I know so," I replied before I leaned in and planted a drunken kiss on her lips. Instead of pushing me away, she closed her eyes and decided to engage me in a slow-paced kiss. I moaned in a daze as our lips bonded for a few moments. When we gently pulled away I looked at her with a lopsided grin.
"We kissed, now we gotta ... have sex now. Me and you."
She softly laughed. "Is that how it goes?"
"Oh, yeah," I said, continuing to drunkenly test my boundaries with her by reaching down and grabbing her ass in both hands. She merely smiled at me, bringing her hand from the back of my head to my face. I groaned softly as she slowly stroked my cheek continuously.
"You have a nice, big ass...”
"You like my ass?"
"It's so ... big and feels so good...." I then burped an incredibly wretched stench of booze right into her face.
"Wow!" she exclaimed, laughing and briefly turning her head away. "You're definitely drunk."
I groaned, feeling totally out of it. "Why do you gotta be so sexy...?" I asked.
"Because, that's how you see me as," she replied, going back to stroking my face. "Some guys look at me and they won't think I'm sexy like you do."
"Well, they're ... just stupid!" I exclaimed before shuffling a bit closer to her. "C'mon, baby, you know you wanna fuck me...."
"Oh yeah?" she teasingly asked. "And what if I did, hmm? What would you do to me...?"
"Ohh, I would rip your clothes ... right off, like, rip 'em to shreds. ... And then you'd be naked."
She laughed. "And what would do to me then?"
"I would ... suck on your big, fat boobies...."
"And then?"
"I'd ... I'd suck on your boobies some more. I'd just ... suck 'em right off. I'd do anything you want me to, baby...."
"I do have something I want you to do for me," she softly replied.
"Huh?"
"Lay your head down here...," she said, guiding my head down onto the pillow, "close your eyes..."
"Okay...." I said, doing as she told me.
"...and get some sleep."
With my eyes closed, I replied, "But I didn't even get to suck your boobies yet...."
"Shh...," she gently shushed me and caressed my cheek. "Get some rest now, okay?"
"Come on, I'll ... give you all the presents you can handle." She thought nothing of it as my powers inadvertently came to life. "How about teddy bears and ... chocolates and ... and balloons?"
That's when I began to unwittingly create a bunch of those very same presents in mid-air. She gasped as a teddy bear and chocolate heart landed at our feet. She protected my head, watching in shock and disbelief once again as they continuously appeared in a circle around us. The balloons stayed airborne while the bears and hearts dropped to the floor and on the bed behind her. She then looked at me while I just kept my eyes closed and smiled wearily. I was fully aware of what I was doing, and, at the same time, had no idea I was actually doing it.
"There you go," I told her just as my presents to her stopped raining down. "I hope those ... are enough ... for you...."
I then fell asleep with the same smile upon my face. She briefly gazed around at the mass of dozens of balloons, hearts and bears all circled around us. She then slowly looked back at me, realizing she'd most certainly found someone very unique. Once she got over the shock of what just happened, she leaned in and planted a gentle kiss on my forehead.
"It's more than enough," she whispered. "Thank you...."
She gave me another kiss on the forehead before gently scooting away from me. She brushed aside some of the bears and hearts before sitting up on the edge of the bed. She reached over and picked a bear up, gazing curiously at it. She squeezed it and looked at it from all angles – it was indeed real. She then smiled and held onto it as she got to her feet. She walked over to me, taking the blanket folded neatly at the foot of the bed and sliding it over my body. She gazed at me for a moment before sliding the teddy bear in-between my arms. She grinned at the innocence of the scene before walking off to get undressed.