48
48.
I_pooped
GUYS, GET YOUR ASSES ONLINE RN!
I_love_my_mommy
UH, WHAT’S UP?
Noah’s_wifey
CHILL, LIAM, SOPH IS A BIT OVERDRAMATIC.
Yes_you_suck
OKAY, WHAT’S UP SOPH? LAST TIME WHEN YOU CALLED US LIKE THAT, YOU WANTED TO PLAY TRUTH AND DARE. AND, LOOK WHERE IT BROUGHT US.
I_pooped
AWAY FROM SCHOOL!
Yes_you_suck
BUT, CLOSER TO THE QUEEN, THAT PSYCHOPATH CHARLIE AND ALICE THE BEACH.
Cereal_killer
GEEZ, MIA, SEE THE POSITIVE SIDE. NOW, CHLOE HAS NOAH, SOPH HAS WILL, YOU HAVE UM…YOU KNOW WHO AND I HAVE FOOD. SO, PROPS TO SOPH!
I_pooped
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I HAVE WILL?! HE ISN’T RESPONDING TO MY TEXTS!
Cereal_killer
HE IS PROBABLY UPSET. DO YOUR MAGIC, SOPH.
Yes_you_suck
WTH, CALEB?! I DON’T HAVE ANYONE! STOP FRICKING LYING!
Cereal_killer
YEAH, SURE. I DIDN’T SEE A CERTAIN SOMEONE TALKING TO A CERTAIN SOMEONE AN HOUR AGO. TOTALLY NOT. I THINK THEY WERE SHADOWS TALKING.
I_love_my_mommy
OH MY GOD, WHAT? WAIT…MIA, YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?! CRAP, HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS? WHO IS THE LUCKY GUY?
Cereal_killer
IT COULD HAVE BEEN YOU, YA KNOW
Yes_you_suck
…
I_love_my_mommy
…
Noah’s_wifey
…
I_pooped
…
Cereal_killer
OH, COME ON! FACE THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM!
Yes_you_suck
CALEB, YOU GOTTA STOP EXPOSING EVERYONE LIKE THIS, ISTG.
Cereal_killer
OH PLEASE, DON’T TELL ME YOU DON’T LIKE THE TEA.
I_pooped
I DON’T!
DAMN, SOPH, I UNFRIEND YOU.
I_pooped
-_-
Noah’s_wifey
CALEB, DUDE…GO AND EAT SOMETHING.
MIA, GO AND SORT YOUR THING OUT.
LIAM, GO AND STALK SHAWN MENDES OR SOMETHING. OR EVEN BETTER, TRY AND TALK TO ANNA.
AND, SOPH, GO TALK TO WILL, AND AS CALEB PUT IT, ‘DO YOUR MAGIC’
AND, ALL OF YOU, DON’T YOU DARE DENY ME ON ANY OF WHAT I SAID ABOVE.
BAI!
***
I_pooped
WILL!
WILLY!
WILLY BOI!
…
Asshat!
Will_the_devil
…
I_pooped
Omg! It worked!
Will_the_devil
It’s been long since you called me that.
I_pooped
What? Asshat?
Will_the_devil
…um…yeah…
I_pooped
Oh, haha, if you want, I can always call you that lmao, but, you changed your ways so I changed your nickname.
Will_the_devil
Oh okay…
I_pooped
Oh, and you haven’t called me ‘peasant’ in a long time either!
Will_the_devil
Yeah…
I_pooped
What’s with these one word replies?! You are going back to your asshat ways!
I am pretty sure you are smiling behind the screen, but, sending me these lame replies!
Will_the_devil
Um okay, whatever you say…
I_pooped
STOP WITH THE ‘OKAY’ UGH!
ALSO, ‘OKAY’ REMINDS ME, ARE YOU OKAY?
Will_the_devil
…
I_pooped
ZERO! YOU FAIL!
Will_the_devil
What?!
I_pooped
I ASKED YOU A QUESTION- ‘ARE YOU OKAY’ TO BE EXACT. INSTEAD OF TYPING A WHOLE BEAUTIFULLY WORDED PARAGRAPH, YOU ARE SENT ME, ‘…’
AS YOUR OFFICIAL PEASNAT INSTRUCTOR, I GIVE YOU A ZERO!
Will_the_devil
Peasant instructor is not a thing…
I_pooped
Oh, you bet it is! Did you forget that whole ass conversation we had?!
Will_the_devil
‘ass’
Firstly, stop with the slang.
Secondly, what do you mean by ‘ass conversation?’ I would never participate in such vulgar topics.
I_pooped
OH WILLY! HOW I MISSED YOU! THANK GOD, YOU ARE STILL UNEDUCATED!
Will_the_devil
…
I may not have gone to high school, but, I received my formal education very early on through the means of home schooling.
I_pooped
UNEDUCATED IN THE WAYS OF THIS WORLD, YOU ASSHAT!
Will_the_devil
After today, I don’t think so anymore…I think I have seen everything this world has to offer.
I_pooped
Oh Will…are you okay?
Will_the_devil
I don’t know…I am so…I just…I had blind faith in my mother, you know?
I_pooped
I know…
But, don’t for a second think that it’s going to change anything! I mean, sure, you love peasants more now, but, that’s beside the point…um, yeah continue.
Will_the_devil
…
You sure that you yourself are educated in the ways of the world…?
I_pooped
:0
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!
Will_the_devil
Because, you don’t know seem to know if you are saying the right thing at the right time…
I_pooped
:0
Will_the_devil
And, you try your best to be helpful, but, you end up bossing around and dominating people instead.
I_pooped
…
Will_the_devil
And, instead of getting straight to the point, you keep hiding behind that bossy wall, trying to appear unaffected by anyone else.
I_pooped
I-
Will_the_devil
And, you have no idea, HOW FRICKING GRATEFUL I AM FOR THAT…I AM SO GRATEFUL THAT ATLEAST SOMEONE DARES TO TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, THAT ATLEAST SOMEONE DOESN’T SEE ME AS COLD, RUDE, RUTHLESS AND UNTOUCHABLE…AND, THAT SOMEONE CARES…
I_pooped
Ahem ahem…Willy…now, let’s not get ahead of ourselves…
I MEAN, WHO SAID I CARED?
Will_the_devil
Sure, why are you here then?
I_pooped
Um…uh…uhm…
OH YEAH, I WAS JUST PASSING TIME, YA KNOW…
Will_the_devil
Sure, why are you still here?
I_pooped
NOW, NOW, ASSHAT, IF YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN KICK ME OUT OR IGNORE ME, THEN, YOU ARE WRONG.
Will_the_devil
There goes the bossy wall…
I_pooped
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, BOSSY?! I AM HERE, BECAUSE I WANT TO BE! AND, IF YOU STOP REPLYING, I WILL KEEP NAGGING YOU!
Will_the_devil
I know, that’s why I am not even trying.
I_pooped
GOOD, YOU ARE LEARNING. NOW, LET’S COME TO THE POINT.
Will_the_devil
Yeah…why don’t you simply accept that you care?
I_pooped
WILLY…ARE YOU ON SOMETHING? WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM?
Will_the_devil
I DON’T KNOW…PROBABLY, FROM AN ORGAN IN MY BODY THAT IS BEATING AT AN UNNATURAL PACE RIGHT NOW.
I_pooped
…
DID YOU SWALLOW A POETRY BOOK?
Will_the_devil
Nah…I swallowed reality.
I_pooped
Oh, Willy...see, stop distracting me…do you want to talk about what happened with your mother and everything…
Will_the_devil
No, I would rather talk about peasants and asshats.
I_pooped
…
DAMN IT! STOP MAKING ME A PROUD TEACHER!
IT MAKES ME WANNA HUG YOU AND KI-DO OTHER THINGS!
Will_the_devil
I may be innocent, but, even I can figure out what that KI- means…
I_pooped
OH GOD, STOP MAKING ME WANT TO DO IT EVEN MORE!
Will_the_devil
WHAT’S STOPPIG YOU? IT’S JUST ONE CORRIDOR FROM YOUR ROOM TO MY ROOM.
I_pooped
DAMN IT! I AM ON MY WAY, TO…HUG YOU!
Will_the_devil
AH, WE WILL SEE ABOUT THAT.
AND, YES, YOU WERE RIGHT PEASANT; I AM SMILING BEHIND THE SCREEN.
-YOUR FAVOURITE ASSHAT