Chapter 5 - Hot Mess Express

I walk into Lacey's place like I own it ready to party.

“What up bitch who’s ready to party?” I yell.

“Come in my room to get ready.” I hear Lacey’s voice. I walk down the hall to her room and dump my bag.

“I wasn’t sure what kind of bar we were going to tonight,” I told her. She looks at all my clothes. Then at me.

“Well we are meeting the guys there so pick something slutty.” She says laughing.

I rummage through the clothes I brought and decide on a pleated black mini skirt, an army green ribbed mock neck crop top, a fitted black leather jacket, and black wedge booties. I ask Lacey to loosely braid my hair across the back of my head and I put the tail into a messy bun at the nape of my neck. After we’re ready we sit around her apartment drinking. It's only Lacey and me so we talk about Adam, I spill the juicy details of the week.

“Aww Molly, he sounds amazing and you seem so happy.” Lacey gushes Some more girlfriends come over, and as we chit chat the beers are going down smoothly. Beep I look at my phone, 1 new msg Adam: Hey babe where are you at?

I look at the clock oh shit it's 11 already.

“Ladies we gots to go, drink up.” I holler as I text Adam back.

Me: hey hey hey, we are on our way. Practice your dance moves, but not with any hoes.

Wow, I think I’m drunk, wait, nope, you know I am. Oh yeah, let's go, baby. We stumble down the street loud and obnoxious. The bar, finally we are at the bar.

“Let’s go find those delicious boys.” One of Lacey’s friends says.

“I only want to find one man, but wait this is my jam I’M GONNA MOVE OUT TO THE COUNTRY I’M GONNA EAT A LOT OF PEACHES.” I sing Lacey runs out on the dance floor after me. I haven't heard this song in so long. It's amazing.

“It’s 90’s night, this is going to be slammin' tonight,” Lacey tells me. I am screaming at the top of my lungs as I sing.

“Hey, is it okay if I dance with these hoes?” I hear some guy ask us. What the hell, who does he think he is? I ain't no hoe. I turn around ADAM!

“Wooo Adam, where have you been all of my life?” I ask him I throw my arms around him, and I feel like I am falling but I’m not because I’m in Adam’s arms, he’s the best, and Lacey’s the best. Oh wait, they have to meet.

“Wait babe you have to meet Lacey,” I tell Adam.

“Molly, I already know her, remember?” Adam replies, “Yeah, but you need to meet her as my boyfriend, because it’s different now because you’re different now, you are my boyfriend now not bathroom boy anymore, come.” I drag him to find Lacey on the dance floor dancing with some random, I move in to grind up on her from the front and whisper in her ear.

“Is this a yes or no for saving?” I ask her, She just shakes her head yes, so we do the typical back away into Adam, grind my butt into this groan, grab his neck, and whisper in his ear, “Follow my lead, I will explain later but for now we need to save her.” I move towards Lacey, grab her hand, pull her towards me and spin her so she's now between me and Adam. I dance my way behind Adam and Lacey turns around so Rando can't get in on this. The song ends, and Lacey and I laugh and walk off the floor oh wait, Adam, I turn around and he’s just standing there oops I go back and get him.

“Sorry babe we girls need to stick together out there it’s a dangerous place on the dance floor.” I stumble heading back to our table Adam grabs my arm.

“Thanks I want a beer do you?” I ask.

“Um sure, but how many have you had?” Adam answers.

“Not enough, let's go, who wants shots?” I ask the table.

“Easy Molly,” Adam says to me. We ordered drinks and shots. Adam sits and I sit on his lap, kissing his neck, the drinks come, and we all cheer and slam back the shots, I grab Adam’s hand and pull him out onto the dance floor.

“I love music from the 90’s” I scream as we walk. They’re playing ‘Mo Money Mo Problems’ and I can't control my body anymore. I can instantly feel the beat through me. Shaking my hips to the beat, whipping my head around, dropping my ass to the ground, and popping my ass back up. Dancing around Adam as he just stood there watching me. I grind into his groin, then walk around him wrapping my arms around him and running them up and down his body. Adam grabs my wrist and spins us both so my back is flush against him. I sway back and forth as I slide down his body and back up. I turn around to face Adam and ask “Did you forget how to dance?” He takes a deep breath and then answers.

“No, I'm just enjoying the show.” Looking me up and down he raises his eyebrows. I won't stop swaying my hips while I say “You’ve not seen anything yet.”

I go to the DJ and request ‘Hit Me, Baby, One More Time’. We continue to dance and drink, then finally The DJ plays my song. I run out into the middle of the dance floor and completely repeat the dance from the Britney Spears video. Lacey finds me and joins in trying to remember the moves. I even do a cartwheel in the middle of the dance floor. The song ends. The bar is still spinning. I run out of the bar and puke on the sidewalk.

“Are you okay babe?” He asks, looking a bit worried.

“I am now, that is gross you probably shouldn’t look over here.” I slur my words as I say it.

“Maybe we should get you home” Adam suggests, “Um okay but how far are we from my dorm? no cars I will puke again.” I tell him, “We are too far from your dorm to walk, do you want to go to my place?” He asks.

“Can I have a shower? I like showers.”

“Of course, you can, but we need to make it there first, will you be okay for a second while I go get your jacket?” Adam smiles as he starts to walk away, I sit down on the bench and give Adam a thumbs up. The world is spinning, I know it always spins but it's spinning on turbo right now. I lay down and closed my eyes. I open my eyes, where am I? Why am I moving? Why am I looking at the ground and some guy's butt? Oh god someone kidnapped me.

“Put me down you sicko!” I scream as loud as I can. I decide kicking and punching will work. I start flailing my body in every direction.

“OUCH, Molly relax, it's me.” I hear Adam’s voice as he sets me on my feet, oh thank goodness. I stand here for a second trying to figure out where we are, finally I ask him.

“Oh sorry, Adam I thought I was being stolen, where are we? Why did we leave the bar?”

“You don’t remember?” he asks me looking confused, I shake my head no, embarrassed.

“Was I embarrassing? What did I do?” I hid my face in my hands waiting to hear his answer “Babe, first you were doing cartwheels in the bar, then you puked in front of the bar. I left you alone for 1 second and you fell asleep on a bench on the street. I am taking you to my house to have a shower because you like them so much, how much did you drink before the bar?” I peek at Adam, he looks concerned as he asks.

Oh my GOD, I can’t believe i did all of that, really how much did I drink. I barry my face again in my hands. I;m mortified.

“I can't remember but probably a lot I’m sorry Adam I’m embarrassed I can keep walking if you want or I can call a cab and go home.”

“Let’s keep walking. My place is like a block away.” he grabs my hand to lead me in the right direction and probably so I can’t hide from him. I ask him.

“Really how long did you carry me for?”

“Just a few blocks, no big deal, I wasn’t going to leave you on the bench.” I don’t know what to say. We walk in silence for a while and then Adam puts something in my hand, it’s gum. My breath must be disgusting after puking and sleeping or rather passing out. I’m still mortified I did any of that. I chuckle with embarrassment.

“My breath is that bad eh?”

“It’s more because I want to kiss you but I don’t want you to taste like vomit,” Adam replies.

If my face turns any redder I will look like a tomato. I wish we were at his house already so I can shower and go to sleep. I wonder if Adam will be okay with that. Who cares I am drunk and tired and embarrassed. Adam stops walking and turns up a pathway to a house so I assume we have finally made it. He opens the front door and walks in, I follow him and quietly shut the door, I turn back around and Adam is right there. He pushes his body up against mine, I fall back into the front door. Adam kisses me intensely, he kisses down my jaw line to my neck, while running his hands up my body.

“Adam, Adam stop just for a second. Can we have a shower? I need to get the city off me.”

“Yeah come with me.” Adam grabs my hand and leads me to his room, we head through what looks like a living room area and down a hallway, he doesn’t turn on the lights so I really have no idea where we are.

“So are we going to wear our clothes in the shower this time?” Asks Adam.

“HaHa Adam you’re so funny, No but can I borrow a shirt to sleep in or will I have to sleep naked? Or maybe you didn’t want me to stay over, nevermind, I’ll just put my clothes back on.”

“Molly relax babe, yes I want you to stay, but now if you’re letting me decide what you get to wear to bed, I’m sorry I don’t have any spare clothes for you to wear.” I squint my eyes at him, “Oh, a straight-up comedian in the house. Where’s the bathroom?” I ask.

“Down the hall on the right,” Adam answers. As I walk out of the room I turn around so I can speak to Adam.

“I’ll let you know when it's your turn.” As soon as the words come out of my mouth Adam jumps towards me. I turn and run out of his room, he chases me down the hall and right into the bathroom.

“I don’t think so missy.” He says.

Adam shuts the door, I turn to the bathtub and turn the water on, Adam smacks my ass, and I jump upright and turn to look at him. He wraps his arms around me and starts kissing me again. He cannot keep his hands off me. As we kiss he runs his hands under my shirt, lifting it over my head, pausing from kissing only to allow the shirt to pass by. Adam undoes my bra, as I slide it off my body. I follow his lead and slide his shirt up over his head. Adam wraps his arms around me again pressing our naked bodies against each other. We continue kissing, only this time I kiss him down his jaw, to his neck, but he squirms away. I try again and he does it again, yet this time he grabs me by my skirt, undoes it and it falls to the ground. I step out of my skirt and undies, turn around, check the temperature of the water, turn on the shower head step into the tub and pull the curtain shut. 30 seconds later Adam is standing in the shower with me. I wet my hair and body as if Adam wasn’t even there. But he makes his presence known, he moves in close and wraps his arms around me burying his head in my chest. I grab the shampoo and wash his hair, spin us around so he is now under the water. I continue to wash his body just like I did at my dorm showers. While I scrub him down he does the same thing to me. He turns us this time so I am under the water again. I decide to wash my hair while under the water, I close my eyes to rinse out my hair. I can feel Adam kiss me and hear the curtain open. I finish washing my hair and turn off the water. I open the curtain, and Adam is standing there with a big fluffy towel for me, he wraps it around me and I go to run back to his room. I go out into the hallway when I remember that I don’t know where his room is. I slowly walk down the hall checking for an open door, when I come across one I pray it is his, I peek inside and see my purse. Standing in his room still waiting for him, not sure what is taking so long, but I am cold, I shut his door, towel dry my hair, throw it up in a messy bun, and climb into his bed. Oh, it’s so comfy, I snuggle in and lay down. I remember how tired I am, I close my eyes. I feel Adam climb into bed, snuggle into me, and stroke my back in a very soothing way. He whispers “Good night Babe.”