Chapter 9: Ridiculous
Asmodeus stared at Mammon,he hadn't been there to see what happened but as usual he was never late to crash the the party.Asmodeus spoke,"Momo don't be ridiculous!,stand up and greet me like a brother should".Momo was a nickname Asmodeus called Mammon."I must acknowledge my king or should I still call you Asmo".Asmo was the nickname of Asmodeus.He rose to his feet and gave Asmo a big warm brotherly hug."I missed you bro,been long since you came to my office in person.Let me guess you need a loan?".
Asmo broke into laughter then said,"Is that all you think I came for,I blessed you with my presence today to get you out of your office,let's go to some strip club and enjoy ourselves".Momo backed away from Asmodeus and stared at him,"What do you think people would say if they saw the boss of the World bank at a strip club.""They would say World bank boss giving back to community".Mammon grinned trying not to laugh after Asmo's joke.
"Now seriously,what do you really want,you know time is money so unless you want me to deduct my time from whatever amount you want,you should start talking".
"Ok,ok,I want a billion dollars", Asmo's finally spilled the beans.Momo didn't look surprised,"You know,you owe me a trillion dollars already".
Asmodeus just smiled after hearing his ancient debt.Yes he and his other brothers had been taking loans from Mammon since the creation of the bank."Don't worry,I will pay when it gets to a Zillion",he teased seriously.
Momo just walked back to his seat and asked the big question,"Who are we after today". Asmodeus smiled and said,"Am still not that sure ,she's just some virgin who needs to be blossomed".
"Eh,Asmo you are going back to chasing innocent girls again"."What can I say,one look at them then I realize they need some spice in their life",he replied.
"Okay then,I guess the Devil can go on 1 last golden goose chase before ascending the throne",Momo concluded showing his undying support for his mischievous little brother.
"So when are you leaving",Momo asked.
"Tomorrow",Asmo said."I guess you are not going to wait to see if I would finally accept your invitation to one of your strip clubs",he said.
"Both of us know you never show up,your money is your wife and I don't know how you sleep at night!",Asmo exclaimed."And do you even sleep at all,those girls you keep up all night always come looking for you, sometimes break into my office.I don't know how you always get the hottest celebrities",Momo rattled."What can I say,after they taste the best cucumber only I can serve they never have enough",Asmo told him.
"Okay I think it's time to go",Asmo said,after he got a phone alert that his flight was ready."Where are you going exactly",Momo asked."A small rural town in Italy, don't try calling me when am gone.Go to my club and tell them you want to send me a message,once I see you with my strippers enjoying yourself, I will know it's a serious emergency",he spoke concluding his meeting with his ridiculously great brother for eternity.
Asmodeus left the premises thinking of his brother.Mammon needed to enjoy a little he was wasting his eternal time in that office.
He instantly got an idea.He called the best strippers club close to the bank.Sometimes Momo slept in his office,yes he was definitely a work addict.The hottest strippers money could buy would invade that lonely office savage and give him the ride of his life.Asmodeus just hoped he wouldn't sit them down and teach them world statistics.Once Asmodeus got him a hot celebrity who was really crushing on Mammon. He ended up teaching her his ideologies and she left without taking his number.She became a billionaire a year later.The classes helped but she didn't want to date her teacher.Imagine being horny and wanting to make love just to realize he wanted to discuss the issue of inflation on the world market and it's effects on global businesses.
Asmodeus informed the strippers on their target,"His name is Momo,he's an intellect who desperately needs some ladies to help him drop his IQ level and he likes to play hard to get,no matter what he says don't listen,tie him up when you get there.He's a runner but don't worry he's not a fighter.Give him the experience of a lifetime and don't stop till he begs you to come back and that he can't get enough".
Asmodeus knew Mammon would never fight humans,he had this principle of acting human around mortals and he also would never beg those ladies for more so they would never ever stop.Asmodeus broke into laughter after seeing the dilemma he put Mammon in.It was nothing else but ridiculous.