No Strings Attached

I learned a few new facts about Jason in the three days after he moved in, and they were things that I really, really didn't want to know. **Fact number one**: he was the most annoying human being I had ever met. “Can you make me a sandwich?" I looked at Jason incredulously. "No!" “Please, please, please!" He started to poke my stomach, annoying me even more. “Fine!" I screamed. "I'll make it if you just shut up!" “Yay!" **Fact number two**: he's a dirty slob. “Jason!" I screeched. “What the hell happened to my bathroom?" “You mean our bathroom," he corrected. "And I just made it a little more masculine. You seriously called me in here for this? I thought you needed my rescue from a killer spider or something." **Fact number three**: he was an even bigger player than I thought… Wait. Who's Jason? Oh, he is just my stepbrother. And yea, I slept with him, more than once.